What Happened to the Who Baby in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

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Released

Planned engagement: December 13, 2011 Actual date: December sixteen, 2011

Running fourth dimension

19:49

Previous review

Babes in Toyland

Adjacent review

Child'southward Play

Link

http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-the-grinch/

Commentary

http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-commentary-the-grinch/

[The review starts with opening credits much like the Grinch drawing, with pictures from the Grinch moving-picture show showing while The Critic does a parody of Boris Karloff's narration]

Narrator: Anybody on the Cyberspace was in love with "The Grinch".

When asked if they enjoyed it, they'd say "yep" in a pinch.

Jim Carrey's then funny, and Ron Howard's a gem.

And this holiday classic is perfect for them.

Yep, the film seemed to brand so many people happy.

But the Grump of Channel Awesome found it all crappy.

[Nosotros come across NC in his room, standing in the corner, grumpy]

Narrator: He hated "The Grinch," every part of the film.

Please don't ask why -- we're not sure how this could be.

It could be his caput wasn't screwed on just right.

Or perhaps it could be that his shoes were too tight.

NC: Why would shoes bear upon how I feel virtually something? I-I don't get that.

Narrator: Just the most likely reason of all, I should retrieve, is the Grump thought his brain was two sizes besides big.

But whatever the reason you might want to selection,

the Grump spent his fourth dimension hating the motion-picture show.

Staring downwardly with a grumpy Grump frown,

he never got what pleased all the people in town.

NC: Tin't they see—

Narrator: ...said the Grump.

NC: ...that the remake is crap?

I'd rather become my nuts defenseless in a Lorax trap! [Shows poster for the then-upcoming moving-picture show, The Lorax] P.Southward. That'south gonna suck, besides.

(Clips from 'The Grinch' are shown)

NC (voiceover): The jokes are awful, the lines make me weepy,

they scare up the Grinch, when the Whos are more creepy!

The original's a archetype, no fixing required.

Whoever said this needs an update IS A Large FAT FUCK LIAR!

Pop cultural references don't make a film work,

[It] but makes you look similar a large dumb lazy ass Jerk!

NC: On top of that, who the hell made Dr. Seuss PG? PG? Oh, I see.

(Brief cut dorsum to the clips)

NC (voiceover): Seuss was never kid friendly!

(Cuts back to the Nostalgia Critic)

Narrator: And the more the Grump thought how this movie could stink, the more than the Grump thought...

NC: [throws picture show on the floor] I must stop this whole thing! Why, for 11 damn years, I put up with it now!

I must stop Christmas from sucking. But how?

[Cuts to the picture show that'southward on the floor and back to NC)

Narrator: And then, The Grump got an thought, an awful idea. [the Critic does a very good faux of the Grinch's evil smile] The Grump got a wonderful, awful idea.

NC: I know what to practise.

[Cuts to the Critic who is sitting in his chair with movie in hand]

Narrator: The Grump said sitting tall.

NC: If I can't enjoy it, I'll RUIN IT for them all!

A critique of this stinker is just what they need,

I'll tell them the truth, MY WORDS must take heed!

[Opening title from the picture is shown]

NC (voiceover): So come on, you pansies. Let the bashing begin!

(Cut back to NC)

NC: Stop smoking that Who-Hash, and permit u.s.a. dive in.

[Opening footage from the film is shown]

NC (voiceover): So this earth we discover takes identify on a scrap.

[Dorsum to NC with a snowflake falling, NC crushes it, man screaming sound upshot is heard]

NC: Trust me, I did them a favor, for God'southward sake.

(Back to movie)

NC (voiceover): We see the Whos in Whoville are merry and bright,

many of them you'll be seeing in your nightmares this evening.

Seriously, these Whos are freaky equally hell.

Were their mothers all pregnant when they brutal downwards that well?

[In the movie, we get-go see Cindy Lou Who, talking with her father]

Cindy Lou Who: Dad?

Lou Who: Yeah?

Cindy Lou Who: Doesn't this seem similar a bit much?

Lou Lou Who: This is what Christmas is all about!

NC (voiceover): But we see our master innocent and, of course, her dad, too.

This is Cindy-Lou Who, who is no more than than two

..... welve, just we'll give them a little leeway.

Cindy Lou Who: Everyone'south getting all kerbobbled. Doesn't it seem...superfluous?

NC: Good God, kid, did someone put your hair in a blender?

Information technology looks like the penis-do from the film Last Airbender.

(Moving-picture show of what he mentions is shown, Cut back to moving picture, where we are introduced to the Grinch)

Grinch: I judge I could use a little...social interaction.

NC (voiceover): Nosotros then run into the Grinch, the prototype of cruel.

And, yes, to be fair, that makeup is pretty cool.

He looks just like the Grinch, despite the film's flaws.

But, hey, it could be worse, they could have given him true cat claws.

(Poster of The Cat in The Hat is shown)

Grinch: I merely noticed that you were improperly packaged, my honey.

NC (voiceover): So, as you'd guess, he hates Christmas to a T.

Then would I if I lived in this town constantly.

For Whoville looks dingy and kind of polluted,

in that location'south smog everywhere, and the colors are muted.

The wide bending makes things look strangely intense,

and is it me or did someone rub vaseline on the lens?

(A picture of vaseline is shown)

Lou Who: What happened to you?

Stu Who: Information technology was the Grinch!

(Anybody stops what they're doing, cars crash, etc.)

NC (voiceover): And the abiding camera motility has gotta exist the worst.

There's more dutch angles here than in Battleground Earth. (Quick clip from Battleground Globe plays, cutting dorsum to 'The Grinch')

This doesn't look magical, it's ugly and heinous.

This isn't Christmas fourth dimension, information technology'south 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'.

(Poster from the movie of same name shows and goes dorsum to NC)

NC: Just, at least we know the Whos take Christmas spirit in check.

Betty Lou Who: Well, I'd accident every fuse if I tried to keep up with you, Martha May.

(Cut to Martha May, using a gadget to put on her lights)

NC (voiceover): Oh, no, strike that, they're equally phony as Glenn Beck.

Martha May: Isn't this antique darling?

NC (voiceover): For you come across, these Whos are competitive and beyond materialistic.

(Prune from the 1966 Grinch plays)

A town that merely loves the spirit? [Scoffs] I guess that was unrealistic.

For these Whos are corrupted and commercial to the max.

But don't worry, it's just a story arc written by talentless hacks.

Martha May: Well, practiced night, Betty.

NC (voiceover): And, geesh, is information technology me or are the decorations actually brilliant?

(Clip from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation plays)

Aunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?

Clark W. Griswold: No, those are Christmas lights.

(Cutting back to the movie as Cindy Lou Who starts to sing "Where Are You, Christmas?")

Cindy Lou Who: (singing) Where are y'all, Christmas?

(NC looks bellyaching)

NC: Ughhhh. Actually? Nosotros're letting the deviling sing here?

NC (voiceover): Information technology sounds like something that came out of Charlotte Church's rear.

Cindy Lou Who: My world is changing, I'k rearranging.

NC (voiceover): But don't become me wrong, I'chiliad sure she'due south trying her best.

But we demand this song like we needed one in Polar Express.

(Short clip from The Polar Express plays, cut back to 'The Grinch') It's pointless, unneeded, and doesn't audio good.

[Cutting to several scenes of the Grinch]

Grinch: (singing) Be information technology ever so, uh, heinous...

NC (voiceover): And speaking of things that should exist avoided if they could...

Grinch: (gibberish)

NC (voiceover): (sighs) I give Carrey credit, this role tin can't be easy.

To human action in light-green latex is probably not informal.

Grinch: Hate, hate, hate, detest, hate, hate, double hate, (brusk pause) loathe entirely!

NC (voiceover): Simply, GOD, is he abrasive! I'm sorry, simply it's true!

Is there a law to how much mugging a unmarried person can do?

Grinch: What if it's a greenbacks-bar? How dare they? Alright, I'll go, merely I'll exist fashionably late.

NC (voiceover): (sighs) Only because you tin make faces doesn't mean that you should.

Tin't yous once say a line like a normal person would?

(Grinch interim and sounding like he's dying)

NC (voiceover): (sighs) Didn't you take anything from the great Boris Karloff?

Yous sound like Sean Connery if his nostrils but cruel off!

Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. Only nosotros did our worst, and that'southward all that matters.

(Cut to clip of Sean Connery from SNL'southward Glory Jeopardy played past Darrell Hammond)

Sean Connery: But on business relationship of villainy.

(Cut back to moving picture)

NC (voiceover): Just fiddling Cindy Lou wants to find out about him.

If I was her, I'd avoid him at every single whim.

Cindy Lou: Where did he come up from?

Clarnella: Oh, well, he came the style all Who babies come up.

[On calm nights, baby Who girls and tiny Who fellas drift from the sky in their own Pumbercellas.]

Baby Grinch: Ahhaah.

NC (voiceover): So we see the Grinch as a small piffling baby.

That, or, perhaps, a young Gary Busey maybe.

Every bit he grows upwards even older and we see school's at manus.

He looks like Gizmo if he was thrown in the washer with a green crayon.

Martha May Who: Although I hardly remember him. I didn't have time to socialize. (cut to young Martha May licking a lollipop, looking at immature Grinch) I was far as well busy with my (shell) studies.

NC (voiceover): Nosotros see a girl who likes him, [I] judge she has a thing for green, likewise.

(Cut back to NC)

NC: (leans in toward camera) You think that'due south weird? I know a chick who has a matter for blue.

(Motion picture of Lindsay Ellis a.k.a the Nostalgia Chick forth with a picture of Nightcrawler from X-Men are shown. Cut dorsum to the movie)

Augustus MayWho: You lot don't have a risk with her. Y'all're 8 years old, and you have a beard!

(Class starts laughing and pointing fingers at him)

NC (voiceover): And then the Grinch was made fun of for existence so damn hairy.

Male child, who'd've thought the guy from Passions (Pic of Josh Ryan Evans is shown) would be more than subtle than Jim Carrey?

Young Grinch: What a lovely family heirloom!

NC (voiceover): And so he makes her a souvenir out of all that he saved,

but then he thinks that maybe he should give himself a shave.

So he goes ahead and shaves his mentum and information technology leaves a couple knicks,

and for some reason, that gets the class laughing all like hicks.

Immature Grinch: (walks upwardly to the front of his desk-bound where he had put Martha May's souvenir and throws it to the wall) STUPID PRESENT!

NC (voiceover): Is it me or are the Whos just WHOrrible creatures?

They bear witness us the true significant of Christmas in this feature?

Even the instructor is laughing. Dude, what's up with that?

It's not that funny, lady. She'south every bit contrived as those brats.

(Cut to the Grinch climbing up Mount Crumpit)

Young Grinch: I hate Christmas! I Detest It!!

(Back out from immature Grinch and dissolve to the Grinch of now with Anthony Hopkins' narration following)

Narrator (movie): So, whatsoever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos.

(Cut to NC)

NC: Look a minute! Whatever reason!? Dude, are you high?

(Cut back to film)

NC (voiceover): THEY Merely TOLD YA THE REASON, YA DUMB STUPID GUY!

It's because he was mocked all the style from the start!

(Cut back to NC)

NC: What, did yous only autumn comatose at that function??!!

(Back to movie)

NC (voiceover): So they look for a ringleader, a "Cheermeister" they say,

to take on the role only before Christmas Day.

Cindy Lou Who: "The Cheermeister is the one who deserves a backslap or a toast, and it goes to the soul at Christmas who needs it most." And I believe that soul is the Grinch.

Other Whos: She's right.

(They applaud her)

NC (voiceover): So Cindy tells the Grinch in his Grinchy Grinch lair

--Dude, do her parents e'er accompany her anywhere?

Grinch: HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE GRINCH'Southward LAIR?! THE IMPUDENCE! THE AUDACITY! THE UNMITIGATED GALL! Another unmistakable sign of the heebie-jeebies! Now, you're doomed!

NC (voiceover): (sighs) And so if you're a strange person, for 1 reason or another,

who likes to watch men act like Snarf's deformed blood brother,

so this scene's for you lot. I'k so filled with glee.

Now, please, never make eye contact with me.

Grinch: WHAT Practice YOU Desire?!?!?

Cindy Lou Who: (confidentially) I came to invite you... to be "Vacation Cheermeister."

NC (voiceover): So the Grinch heads on downward, he'll be glad that he did.

Because this scene happens...

(Scene of Grinch landing on Martha May'south chest shows, Cutting back to NC)

NC: (sarcastically) Yous know, for kids!

NC (voiceover): Then they force him to party and accept a skillful time,

merely ane certain nowadays starts to consume at his mind.

A razor, it appears to have dampered his cheer.

It didn't brand sense then and information technology actually doesn't here.

Grinch: This whole Christmas flavor is...stupid! Stupid! STUPID! (Cutting to the Grinch holding, you guessed it) Mistletoe. Now, crease upwardly and kiss it, Whoville! Boiiiiiiiiinggggg! (waggles a bit of mistletoe over his behind)

NC (voiceover): Dr. Seuss would be proud, this is what he intended:

Mistletoe butts for moms to get offended.

And Jim Carrey'south range once again is in stock!

Tin can you believe he used to talk from his ass? I'grand shocked!

(Cut to Grinch breathing burn on the Christmas tree in town as the Whos run in terror)

NC (voiceover): So the Grinch goes crazy and starts attacking the folks.

Grinch: Taxi! (Cab drives by him) Information technology's because I'm dark-green, isn't it?

(Cut to NC)

NC: Okay, that's a good joke.

NC (voiceover): He takes all his antics and goes all the mode.

(Grinch is shown running from the exploding car and yelling)

NC (voiceover): In that location's an explosion in The Grinch. (beat) Who directed this? Michael Bay?

(Cut to the carnage the Grinch left)

Mayor: I'grand injure, Lou. I'm injure, and I don't hurt hands.

NC (voiceover): So, he didn't steal Christmas, more than assassinated

it, when we FINALLY become the plot that the writers had procrastinated.

He wants to steal Christmas after Santa gets moving.

Await, Santa's in this movie? That's a niggling confusing.

Simply no matter, he gets his stuff and starts to head downwardly

to visit the sleeping Whos in their quiet little boondocks.

(Grinch is shown flying down in his rocket-powered sleigh and screaming)

NC (voiceover): (sighs) At the risk of sounding incredibly droll. D'oh, I can't help information technology.

(Clip from Star Fox 64 plays)

Peppy Hare: Do a Barrel Roll!

(Grinch starts stealing all the gifts while laughing)

NC (voiceover): So, this stuff is actually pretty shut to the book.

Yeah, I know. I approximate someone actually did accept a look.

Cindy Lou Who: Santa Claus? What are you lot doing with our tree?

Narrator (motion picture): Just you know, that old Grinch was and so smart and so slick.

NC (voiceover, as the narrator): And thankfully, Cindy was equally dumb equally a brick!

Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what'due south Christmas really most?

Grinch: (popping his head out of the tree) VENGEANCE!!! I mean, presents.

Narrator (movie): Then he patted her caput and he got her a beverage and he sent her to bed.

NC (voiceover, as the narrator): But, hey, she could still have some fun with me.

I'll consume her liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. (Hisses like Hannibal Lecter'south tongue matter - fthfthfthfthfthfth!)

Cindy Lou: Santa?

Grinch: What?

Cindy Lou: Don't forget the Grinch.

NC (voiceover): Odd, seeing as the Grinch is someone she knows.

But it fooled her in the volume, so I judge we'll let information technology go.

But here'due south a scene I simply cannot let fly.

Information technology's when the Grinch sees the Mayor's firm and needs to drop by.

Mayor: (asleep) Martha, have yous ever kissed a man whose lost his tonsils twice?

Grinch: (female vocalism) No, silly! (Mayor kisses the air every bit The Grinch picks up Max) But information technology's an experience that I've e'er longed for. Buss me, y'all fool!

(He then proceeds to put Max's rear onto the Mayor's lips resulting in Max getting bug-eyes and wiping his butt on the flooring and the Mayor is shown with a grin on his face)

(Cut to NC with a disgusted wait on his face)

NC: (disgusted) Really, picture show? Really? Yous had to go there?

(Cut dorsum to the moving picture)

NC (voiceover): The Arrested Development guy kissing a dog's derrière?

Did your v-year-old determine to start writing this part?

(as a footling kid) "Kissing dog's anuses? Ha-ha! This is high art!"

(Back to NC)

NC: (normal) Now, just to clarify: this is the Christmas classic you lot all love?

(Back to movie)

NC (voiceover): A dog'due south ass? A guy's lips pleasantly shoved?

Have you gone crazy or totally insane?

How can this scene cause none of you pain?

What the hell would PETA say for this little canine?

NC: Oh, hell, as long as he'south not wearing a Tanooki suit, it's fine.

NC: (voiceover) So equally the film promised, he steals the vacation,

which puts all the Whos in alarming dismay.

Mayor Augustus: (yelling) Invite the Grinch, destroy Christmas! (chuckles) You choose to listen to a piffling, nonhoped-for-taken-seriously....(stops and looks at Cindy Lou with serious eyes) daughter.

NC: (voiceover) It takes them a while, oh, 5 minutes or more than,

to realize that Christmas doesn't come from a store.

Lou Lou Who: I'm glad he took our presents. (Oversupply looks at Lou in stupor) Y'all tin can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn't almost the-the gifts. (Crowd awes) I don't demand anything more than for Christmas than this right hither, (walks toward his wife and children and they go to him) my family. (Cindy Lou hugs her father as anybody says Merry Christmas to each other)

NC: (voiceover) You know, I kinda similar the original. (cut to 1966 cartoon version) Yeah, I know, big surprise.

But it made sense that they already knew where Christmas lies,

for nothing could dampen it, and that was uplifting. (cut back to movie) Here, there's blaming and yelling before they showtime shifting.

The bulletin is at that place, simply it doesn't stand as tall.

And if y'all can't remake it better, WHY REMAKE Information technology AT ALL?!!!

(Cut to the Grinch)

Grinch: Maybe Christmas...mayhap...means a little chip more than.

(He suddenly feels a thump in his heart, flies back into some rocks, and starts acting crazy)

NC: (voiceover) Wow. Fashion to ruin such a touching fiddling scene.

Good God, for a moment, I almost saw a subtlety.

(The Grinch starts sobbing)

NC: (voiceover) That's right. Keep yelling. Make faces similar a whore.

It's lasted the whole movie. We can accept a scrap more!

(The Grinch and then sees a light in the sky)

NC: (voiceover) So, God'south in this movie? Well, that I didn't know.

Does he say ...

(Clip from The Truman Prove)

Christof: I am the creator of a tv set show.

Cindy-Lou Who: Hi, Mr. Grinch!

NC: (voiceover) So with a grinning from Cindy and a ... pedo-smile from him,

he brings the gifts dorsum and the town lets him in.

He easily back the presents and anybody is happy.

Merely one other thing could make this catastrophe more sappy.

Martha May: My heart belongs to someone else.

NC: (voiceover) The daughter all grown up wants to DATE him at present. Encounter? Because...once you've gone green,

there'southward nix in-betwixt?

So Christmas is as high as anybody reaches,

and the Grinch carves the creature made from fresh roasted Sneetches.

Grinch: WHO WANTS THE GIZZARD?!

Who: I exercise!

Grinch: TOO Belatedly! That'll exist mine.

(We fade out from the Christmas feast to show Mount Crumpit equally the movie ends)

NC: That'due south the film. Oh, my GOD! Could it exist any longer?!

I bet y'all're wondering what I would do to make it whatsoever stronger.

Well... peradventure y'all could shorten it, past an hour or two. ("30 minutes" is shown imposed on Howard'south Grinch flick poster)

And maybe some bright colors for a friendlier view. (clip from the remake shown with colors brightening)

A more subtle role player might exist anticipated. (epitome of Jim Carrey beingness replaced with an paradigm of Boris Karloff)

And hey, you lot know what else? Why non make information technology animated? (Howard's Grinch movie poster replaced with TV special motion-picture show poster)

Yes, those are the changes that I would insist.[Beat]

Oh, wait, we don't need to. IT FUCKING EXISTS!

[Clips from the picture show are shown as NC speaks]

NC: (voiceover) The original was fine, spend your fourth dimension watching that.

Much better than this horrifying crap in a hat!

It's downright unpleasant, unbearable, unfunny.

Nothing in this movie seems colorful or sunny.

It'south not fun to look at, information technology'south not fun to watch.

How on Earth did this classic get and then goddamn botched?

NC: I really detest this pic, and y'all know what? So should you!

I'k the Nostalgia Critic. I retrieve it then yous don't accept to!

(The Critic then runs downwards the hall and types at his calculator)

NC: Ho, ho!

Narrator: Said the Grump, uploading his hit.

NC: They're finding right now that this movie is shit.

They're watching right now. I know just what they'll do.

Their mouths will hang open for a moment or two,

and and so, they'll cry "The genius of You-Know-Who."

Now those are reactions that I simply must read.

Narrator: He went to the comments to take a look and meet.

Merely the reactions he got didn't seem very sad.

If anything, these reactions seemed rather... glad.

(He then sees all the positive comments from people who genuinely similar the pic. The comments include, "I liked the Grinch...DON'T Guess ME!", "I actually like the Grinch", "I should explain WHY I like the Grinch movie", "The Grinch is actually a masterpiece", "I actually quite like the Grinch. I judge you lot could telephone call that my guilty pleasure.", "OH CRITIC, BUT I LOVE GRINCH", and "The Grinch? But that'due south a corking picture show!")

Narrator: They still loved the movie from get-go to end.

At that place was no one to anger, upset, or offend.

(Clips from the movie are shown once more)

Narrator: He didn't stop the people from liking it. They loved it.

Somehow or other, it was notwithstanding only as dear.

(NC puts his mitt on his cheek in dismay)

Narrator: And the Grump, feeling like he's been horribly conned, sabbatum puzzling and puzzling.

NC: WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!? They like Mistletoe barrel! (clip of that is shown)

They like boobs being harassed! (clip from that is also shown)

They like seeing a Debauchee KISS A DOG'Due south ASS! (Lastly, the clip for that is shown)

Narrator: He puzzled and he puzzled til his conundrum was sore.

Then the Grump thought of something he hadn't earlier.

Just because he hates something doesn't mean others should.

He could share, not force, his opinion like others would.

For it's all our different outlooks that makes us people abound

and everyone is dissimilar like every flake of snow.

For different points of view could be for a reason:

to larn about one some other and to make each other decent.

[Just as NC is realizing this...]

NC: Nah, I'one thousand right. They're wrong.

[He gets upwards and leaves]

Narrator: Well, fuck you lot, then!

(The End)

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Grinch: At present, crease up and buss it, Whoville! Boiiiiiiiiinggggg!

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